Vtg CURTiSS AI Advertising CANE YARD STICK artificial insemination CUTE A I Puns

Description

Here's something one doesn't see every day.  This yard stick/walking stick is advertising for CURTiSS Artificial Insemination.  With catch phrases like, "BEST BY IN A.I. EVERY INCH OF THE WAY" and "TOPS IN A.I. BY ANY MEASURE", how could any farmer or rancher resist?  It has a few nicks and scrapes and a small chuck out of the top beside the hole.  One heck of a conversation piece whether you live on a farm or not.
I ship only in the U.S.
Buyer to pay actual Priority shipping.
5% Sales tax in VA
PayPal only, please.  I ship within 1 day of payment barring any crazy weather. When possible I combine items to save on shipping.
PLEASE pay or contact me within 2 days of purchase.  If not, I do file Non Paying Bidder reports with eBay.  That is the only way I can get my commission back if I am not paid.
A couple of other notes if you'd like to read them: Our home is smoke free and pet free. That said, it doesn't mean that the items I sell have never had a passing relationship with some sort of odor. If I notice it I will state it in the description.  If you can smell someone in Wyoming light a cigarette while you are driving east across Tennessee, you might notice an odor I don't. (I have actually had someone ask if I could certify that the box, tape and packing material I use were odor free (I can't).)
I do the best I can to honestly describe what I sell.  HOWEVER, I am not an expert on most things - my wife will happily attest to that fact - so if you have questions, please ask.  I will be happy to answer questions to the best of my ability.